| Welcome to the OrgLIX side-project, Crisis Perverted. Not happy with corrupting one Square-Enix creation, we had to sink our claws into another. Here you will find our patented brand of humor directed at the world of Final Fantasy VII, in particular its prequel Crisis Core. We whole heartedly encourage you to put these on your PSP to make you laugh... right after the game makes you cry like a baby.
Director: Orin
Assistant Writer: Schala
Zack: Greg
Sephiroth: Greg
Lazard: Michael Keens
Genesis: Ryuu
Angeal: Dirk
Cloud: MoChan
Kunsel: Karras
Hojo: Karras
Aerith: Schala
Listen to the original four with Director's Commentary by Orin
Motorcycle (1:09, 1.08M)
Cast: Sephiroth, Lazard, Angeal, and Genesis
Summary: A nice, quiet afternoon with our First Classes and their director hanging out, avoiding work. Such simple pleasures.
New Recruits (1:51, 1.74M)
Cast: Zack and Cloud
Summary: The first meeting between Zack and Cloud. The real one. It was later repressed.
Business (2:03, 1.92M)
Cast: Kunsel and Zack
Summary: One word: Kunsel. Which should still be Kansel. But that's more than one word.
Oops (1:22, 1.29M)
Cast: Lazard and Zack
Summary: Lazard is a good listener.
Bedtime Story (4:58, 4.66M)
Cast: Hojo, Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal, and Lazard
Summary: Hojo attempts to conduct an experiment in bonding
Not Straight (5:30, 5.16M)
Cast: Lazard, Sephiroth, Angeal, and Genesis
Summary: The implications of Lazard's outfit are discussed in detail.
The Other Woman (2:31, 2.37M)
Cast: Zack and Aerith
Summary: All the problems of dating a SOLDIER summed up in one phone call.
Pink Materia (2:31, 7.09M)
Cast: Zack and Hojo
Summary: One of the greatest mysteries in Final Fantasy VII is finally explained.
Birds and Bees (5:41, 6.66M)
Cast: Hojo and Sephiroth
Summary: Like many parents, Hojo has trouble giving his son "the talk."
Blind Date (2:31, 2.37M)
Cast: Sephiroth, Scarlet and Hojo
Summary: One of the many reasons why Sephiroth lost it.
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