Roxas So what crazy, stupid things are we doing today? Hey, wait a minute. What's going on? Axel Orin said something about trying to get AI to replace voice actors. Something about instant, easy gratification. Not that we need that, right? Roxas But my voice is weird. And so is yours. Zexion I think my voice sounds just fine. It's calm, cool, collected, understated. It's Zexion. Larxene Tiara. Zexion Waaaah! Demyx Well I'm not blatantly awesome enough to be Demyx. Axel And I'm definitely not sexy enough to be Axel. Demyx Oh my god, we sound exactly alike! Larxene This voice is absolutely not bitchy enough to be Larxene. Xigbar And this is definitely not an awesome ninja--uh, surfer accent. Xigbar is a surfer. Yeah. Repliku And this voice isn't whiny enough to be Repliku! DiZ And you are no longer the object of DiZ's terrible desires. But I do sound saner this way, don't I? Namine This voice kinda takes away the fun of Namine. But not the fun of drawing for munny. Marluxia Well, this is nowhere near sexy enough to be Marluxia's voice, Lord of Castle Oblivion and the best damn rose garden in all of nonexistence! Saix This voice is nowhere. Near. Angry. Or black metal enough. To be Saix. Moogle Kupo! Kupo! That's just bleeped up. (Fucking AT&T censors. Fucking laziness when it came to spelling it another way.) Lexaeus [garble of letters, clearly] Luxord This still is British, or sexy enough, to be Luxord. Xaldin Yes, of course. This voice gives me too much personality to be Xaldin. Vexen And I most certainly don't sound smart enough to be Vexen. Roxas Oh what the hell ever. I sound like an aged-up Roxas. Axel Ew. Demyx Hey, where's Patrick? Patrick Eep! Eep! Xemnas Silence! [pause] No, that wasn't Xemnas-like at all. This is fail. Orin Why must technology thwart me so? Axel At least we didn't mention the truck. Orin Fucking...